I am the very model of a modern paralytical
About my situation I am most extremely critical
To see I’m screwed you need not be so very analytical
If you’re in my condition you are up a creek most shittical
If I told you I was overjoyed I’d be so hypocritical
My attitude these days could be described as miss or hittical
It’s different from when I was so physically fittical
My favorite position now ain’t vertical – it’s sittical
I am the very model of a modern paralytical
If you’re in my condition you are up a creek most shittical
“Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.” - Dr. Samuel Johnson
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